IF THOR WAS A MOVIE ABOUT A WEALTHY FAMILY WHO WAS LOSING EVERYTHING… AND THE ONE SON WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT THE KEEP THEM ALL TOGETHER.
<3
Hey lil llama lemme whisper in your ear
cosmo tip #185
when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
your orgasm must be more severe
how i would narrate the Olympics
- me: they're doing some athletic shit
- me: and omg look at that butt
Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
THE SATISFIED LOOK ON ITS FACE
THE POLITE CAT IS BACK ON MY BLOG.
OMFG CUTEST THING EVER
“The second one gave me diabetes” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that cat is toooooo adorable ♥
DEAD OMG
this made everything ok again
Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
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